Seriously Sober….Nope!

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Recovery can be funny! Every so often I do a search for “Sober” on Pinterest. I start out looking for inspiration but end up laughing.

Chocolate doesn’t ask questions – chocolate understands.

Hey girfriend – I wouldn’t say that you have a problem with alcohol, but maybe just a teensy weensy difficulty with sobriety.

Definition of sober – Son Of a Bitch, Everything’s Real

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes I just snuggle.

Codependecy = Golden retriever complex. I just met you and I love you.

God only gives us what we can handle. God thinks I’m a bad-ass.

I heard there is a pill to cure addiction. I wonder what two would do?

If insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Then I guess I’ll stop cleaning the house.

Alcohol. Because no great story starts with a salad.

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge.

Denial. I own property there.

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